chance
24-07-2005, 08:25
Anthony has been confiding in Craig that people often mistakenly believe that he's gay.
The 70s dancer said that due to his flashy dress sense, style and panache, the ladies often question him about his sexuality.
Craig thought this was all nonsense, sneering, "If you were, why would you be chatting up girls?"
Anthony was similarly bemused. "I'm obsessed with women," he reasoned.
But Craig then felt desperate to add his own opinion, and despite Anthony's protests, the hairdresser mouthed, "I wish you were!"
The Geordie looked slightly taken aback and muttered, "I haven't got an issue with what you are as long as it's not an issue with your friendship."
Yet, Craig continued explaining that if the Geordie was in a pair of shorts, then he wasn't about to look away. Not because he fancied Anthony, but "'cos I can't help it".
Anthony complained he wasn't too happy about being ogled in the buff, despite the fact, "my mates have seen me naked more than they've seen themselves naked."
Well, ok then!
The 70s dancer said that due to his flashy dress sense, style and panache, the ladies often question him about his sexuality.
Craig thought this was all nonsense, sneering, "If you were, why would you be chatting up girls?"
Anthony was similarly bemused. "I'm obsessed with women," he reasoned.
But Craig then felt desperate to add his own opinion, and despite Anthony's protests, the hairdresser mouthed, "I wish you were!"
The Geordie looked slightly taken aback and muttered, "I haven't got an issue with what you are as long as it's not an issue with your friendship."
Yet, Craig continued explaining that if the Geordie was in a pair of shorts, then he wasn't about to look away. Not because he fancied Anthony, but "'cos I can't help it".
Anthony complained he wasn't too happy about being ogled in the buff, despite the fact, "my mates have seen me naked more than they've seen themselves naked."
Well, ok then!