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chance
23-07-2005, 19:17
Eugene braved Big Brother's Diary Room of Horrors this afternoon, although he didn't really feel he was cut out for the job.

On entering the den of fear, Big Brother tried to work out just how tough a nut Eugene thought he was asking him, "On a scale of one to ten, how pathetic are you?"

"Err... seven," he promptly replied, seeing no point in fibbing.

"That is pathetic," sneered Big Brother.

Pushing the boffin to the limit, Big Brother then flapped a life-like rubber bat in front of him whilst playing Meat Loaf.

Sadly, Eugene folded immediately. Not a fan of the balladeer's works he shivered, "That's pretty terrifying!"

Where's your backbone Eugene?