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23-07-2005, 19:16
Kemal had his feathers ruffled today after a petrifying visit to the Diary Room of 'terror'.
Hoping to work out what would reduce the stiletto collector to a snivelling wreck, Big Brother asked, "Have you ever been frightened by a bumble bee or a clown so that you had an accident in your trousers?"
Kemal denied either of these things gave him the jitters, although he did eventually reveal what does strike the fear of God into him.
The belly dancer spoke of his phobia of hospitals and, er, pigeons. Shuddering at the very thought of the cooing beasts, Kemal whimpered, "I swear if there's a pigeon in here I will cry!"
Pull yourself together Kemal, it's nothing to get in a flap about!
Hoping to work out what would reduce the stiletto collector to a snivelling wreck, Big Brother asked, "Have you ever been frightened by a bumble bee or a clown so that you had an accident in your trousers?"
Kemal denied either of these things gave him the jitters, although he did eventually reveal what does strike the fear of God into him.
The belly dancer spoke of his phobia of hospitals and, er, pigeons. Shuddering at the very thought of the cooing beasts, Kemal whimpered, "I swear if there's a pigeon in here I will cry!"
Pull yourself together Kemal, it's nothing to get in a flap about!