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Makosi and Kemal have been disgusting Science with the things they have eaten.

It started innocently enough with Makosi saying she liked chicken livers, kidney and cow tongue.

"Moloko, stop talking about these crazy things," said Science.

Then it started getting weird.

"I eat fish eyes. I love fish eyes," Makosi said. "I've tasted dog, I've tasted cat, I've eaten bird saliva soup."

"How do you get the dribble out of a bird? Uurrgh! Bird drool!" asked Science.

Kemal told Science that some dogs were specially bred for food. "They don't just come round and take your Alsatian."

I'm thereKemal too talked about eating sheep head, scoffing the cheeks and the brain. "It makes you cleverer," he reckoned.

Science thought the NSPCC would be after him. He asked Makosi if she had eaten monkey.

"No, I love monkeys," she said. She did admit to eating horse, mice and lion's liver.

"I am not eating at your house," said Science.

Makosi pondered what meal she'd cook should Science pay a visit. "I'd cook goat balls," she said.

"Nah, man. I'm not eating no balls," objected Science. "We're eating out."

No wonder Makosi hasn't been let loose in the kitchen.