chance
21-07-2005, 21:44
Housemates talked about their bowel movements with some surprising admissions from Orlaith and Makosi.
Whilst writing the shopping list they came to the subject of toilet paper.
"I only ******* once a week," said Makosi. "But when I try to get tissue it's like I'm trying to murder someone."
Orlaith was surprised by how little sitting down time Makosi allowed herself.
"I go two or three times a day," she said, to a shocked audience.
"No you don't!" said Kemal.
"Really? Everyday?" asked an incredulous Makosi.
"I *******, like, once a day," said Kemal, proud of his effort.
Kemal told Orlaith that her regularity wouldn't last if she stayed in the House. He and Makosi said they were clogged up and they'd be lucky if they pooed once a month soon.
"I will need colonic irrigation when I get out of here," said Makosi.
"Are you full of *******e?" asked Anthony, just out of earshot.
Whilst writing the shopping list they came to the subject of toilet paper.
"I only ******* once a week," said Makosi. "But when I try to get tissue it's like I'm trying to murder someone."
Orlaith was surprised by how little sitting down time Makosi allowed herself.
"I go two or three times a day," she said, to a shocked audience.
"No you don't!" said Kemal.
"Really? Everyday?" asked an incredulous Makosi.
"I *******, like, once a day," said Kemal, proud of his effort.
Kemal told Orlaith that her regularity wouldn't last if she stayed in the House. He and Makosi said they were clogged up and they'd be lucky if they pooed once a month soon.
"I will need colonic irrigation when I get out of here," said Makosi.
"Are you full of *******e?" asked Anthony, just out of earshot.