chance
21-07-2005, 20:59
Looking after the "children" of the house has left Derek "exhausted", he claimed today.
His comments came as Eugene was attempting to hold his breath under water for as long as possible.
"It's amazing how doing nothing can be so exhausting," noted Eugene, having failed to break Roberto's two minute record.
"Well it's rather like living here," remarked Derek. "You're really doing nothing because you're looking after all these children - at least I feel as though I am."
"Yes, that's very true," agreed Eugene, laughing.
Derek continued: "And as every mother and father in England will know, looking after children is extremely exhausting and it doesn't necessarily give you a great deal of pleasure. And that's how I feel about being in this bloody house. So there, tell the nation
His comments came as Eugene was attempting to hold his breath under water for as long as possible.
"It's amazing how doing nothing can be so exhausting," noted Eugene, having failed to break Roberto's two minute record.
"Well it's rather like living here," remarked Derek. "You're really doing nothing because you're looking after all these children - at least I feel as though I am."
"Yes, that's very true," agreed Eugene, laughing.
Derek continued: "And as every mother and father in England will know, looking after children is extremely exhausting and it doesn't necessarily give you a great deal of pleasure. And that's how I feel about being in this bloody house. So there, tell the nation