chance
21-07-2005, 00:41
Kemal visited the Diary Room to pose an unusual question tonight, mainly concerning naked men.
"Y'know the cameramen?" he began innocently, "Are they naked and are they fit? Because potentially I could be surrounded by 20 fit men. Please say yes to cheer me up."
Predictably his question was met by a stony silence, so the belly dancer continued. "I feel a bit sexually lacking in here. It's been weeks now and it's come to the point where I need a man and to be honest there ain't nothing much in here."
Unfortunately Big Brother would not agree to shipping in a man for Kemal, instead wondering if he couldn't find some way to relieve his frustration by himself.
With this suggestion in mind, Kemal made a new request. "Could we have some form of pornography?" he queried hopefully. "Just a little soft porn, like naked men in jeans on a truck in a farm or something. Could that be arranged? I'm not even asking for audio visual here."
But despite Kemal's meagre needs, Big Brother ruled that no aids of any kind were going to be supplied.
As a result, the diva decided he had no option but to fantasise about Big Brother. "I like your voice, but I can't see you. Maybe you could describe yourself to me," he purred.
Steady on Kemal!
"Y'know the cameramen?" he began innocently, "Are they naked and are they fit? Because potentially I could be surrounded by 20 fit men. Please say yes to cheer me up."
Predictably his question was met by a stony silence, so the belly dancer continued. "I feel a bit sexually lacking in here. It's been weeks now and it's come to the point where I need a man and to be honest there ain't nothing much in here."
Unfortunately Big Brother would not agree to shipping in a man for Kemal, instead wondering if he couldn't find some way to relieve his frustration by himself.
With this suggestion in mind, Kemal made a new request. "Could we have some form of pornography?" he queried hopefully. "Just a little soft porn, like naked men in jeans on a truck in a farm or something. Could that be arranged? I'm not even asking for audio visual here."
But despite Kemal's meagre needs, Big Brother ruled that no aids of any kind were going to be supplied.
As a result, the diva decided he had no option but to fantasise about Big Brother. "I like your voice, but I can't see you. Maybe you could describe yourself to me," he purred.
Steady on Kemal!