chance
20-07-2005, 23:22
Craig has filled Anthony in with details of his bedroom shenanigans.
Not all of his activites have been limited to the bedroom, however. "When I'm pissed, I'm ****ing dirty," he said, before admitting: "I gave someone a handjob on the dancefloor."
Anthony began to giggle as Craig added: "And not just once either! But we were talking pathetic[ally small] though."
When discussion had moved on, Anthony probed for more details on one of Craig's previously mentioned encounters, asking: "What did that lass look like from Brighton that you pulled?"
"Beautiful, dark, big boobs," Craig replied, making a phallic gesture with his clenched fist. "Scottish and just gorgeous. ****ing fit. I could not believe it, fit as ****."
Expletives were not sufficient for the hairdresser to describe one particular encounter. "There was another fittie I pulled, a half Indian," he said. "****ing out of this world fit. ****ing shagged their brains out for a ****ing week solid. That was ****ing good sex as well, it was hardcore."
Craig went on to assess the only sexual possibilities for him amongst the housemates, Derek and Kemal. "There's no way they're good looking, is there?" he moaned. "Not even semi good-looking. Not even bearable. One, not my type but two, just ugly. Eurgh, no - the thought of it just makes me feel sick. Even if I was pissed I couldn't do anything."
Not all of his activites have been limited to the bedroom, however. "When I'm pissed, I'm ****ing dirty," he said, before admitting: "I gave someone a handjob on the dancefloor."
Anthony began to giggle as Craig added: "And not just once either! But we were talking pathetic[ally small] though."
When discussion had moved on, Anthony probed for more details on one of Craig's previously mentioned encounters, asking: "What did that lass look like from Brighton that you pulled?"
"Beautiful, dark, big boobs," Craig replied, making a phallic gesture with his clenched fist. "Scottish and just gorgeous. ****ing fit. I could not believe it, fit as ****."
Expletives were not sufficient for the hairdresser to describe one particular encounter. "There was another fittie I pulled, a half Indian," he said. "****ing out of this world fit. ****ing shagged their brains out for a ****ing week solid. That was ****ing good sex as well, it was hardcore."
Craig went on to assess the only sexual possibilities for him amongst the housemates, Derek and Kemal. "There's no way they're good looking, is there?" he moaned. "Not even semi good-looking. Not even bearable. One, not my type but two, just ugly. Eurgh, no - the thought of it just makes me feel sick. Even if I was pissed I couldn't do anything."