chance
20-07-2005, 23:18
Derek introduced his housemates to the game of 'Just A Minute' last night - and it wasn't too long before the subject matter went downmarket.
After several civilised rounds of topics including astrology, coffee and dogs, the group decided to get to grips with pornography.
Derek began. "Pornography is almost visible to the naked eye wherever you go these days. Nobody is shocked by it. Titties, bums, thighs and things. Cocks, balls, hair, whatever. Everybody agrees that it is now an exceptionally good subject for anyone to have a view upon."
Kemal, who spotted a hesitation, took up the subject for the remaining 33 seconds. "The porn industry actually originated from the Swedish mountains in which many porn stars would gather in their local saunas to make some regular television of the sexual nature using their own home television cameras. It was later in the 1970s that gay sex upon the TV screen was adapted and this was later put on the screen in 1976 for the audience to enjoy. Some had been offended by the different types of sexuality..."
"Just a minute!" declared clock-watcher Eugene enthusiastically.
Although the game remained light-hearted for the most part, Derek lost his temper at one point when Kemal falsely called him out for hesitation.
Frustrated with Eugene's apparent ineptitude at discipline, he snapped: "If you can't do the job, I'll do the counting of the watch, speaking at the same time and enforcing the rules!"
After several civilised rounds of topics including astrology, coffee and dogs, the group decided to get to grips with pornography.
Derek began. "Pornography is almost visible to the naked eye wherever you go these days. Nobody is shocked by it. Titties, bums, thighs and things. Cocks, balls, hair, whatever. Everybody agrees that it is now an exceptionally good subject for anyone to have a view upon."
Kemal, who spotted a hesitation, took up the subject for the remaining 33 seconds. "The porn industry actually originated from the Swedish mountains in which many porn stars would gather in their local saunas to make some regular television of the sexual nature using their own home television cameras. It was later in the 1970s that gay sex upon the TV screen was adapted and this was later put on the screen in 1976 for the audience to enjoy. Some had been offended by the different types of sexuality..."
"Just a minute!" declared clock-watcher Eugene enthusiastically.
Although the game remained light-hearted for the most part, Derek lost his temper at one point when Kemal falsely called him out for hesitation.
Frustrated with Eugene's apparent ineptitude at discipline, he snapped: "If you can't do the job, I'll do the counting of the watch, speaking at the same time and enforcing the rules!"