victim support

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It's getting hard to tell who feels more sorry for himself: Craig or Science.

Craig thinks Big Brother has singled him out for sleep deprivation and Science is feeling down that some Housemates don't want to talk with him.

Craig marched to the Diary Room when Big Brother woke him, seconds after he closed his eyes. "Why are you deliberately trying to wind me up?" he demanded to know. "You are trying to destroy me," he said, a little melodramatically.

As Housemates gathered in the bedroom, on Big Brother's instructions, he was still railing, "Big Brother, you can suck my Punjabi," shaking his fist in the air.

Science tried joining in, telling Craig, "They see how you react like a spoilt baby."

Craig shot back, "I am not talking to you. Talk to someone who wants to hear your opinion."

Science told him, "Your actions are just an empowerment of your words."

"What are you on about, you weird little man?" asked Craig.

Science defended himself. "I'm just trying to interact."

"By calling people spoilt brats?" interjected Kemal.

"Why are you trying to give me a hard time?" asked Citizen Science.

Craig belittled Science for claiming victim status. After all, Craig's the one being victimised, isn't he?

"See the attitude," said Science. "Can you see why I am the way I am."

"They're just fed up with you," explained Anthony.

Locked in the bedroom by Big Brother, they began dozing off again. Probably best.