chance
20-07-2005, 09:48
Derek visited the Diary Room tonight to demand the British public make what he sees as the right decision on Friday and kick Science out.
The Tory felt Science had forfeited the right to be respected due to his unruly behaviour and wondered how much longer the group would have to suffer his presence.
"How many more times do we have to kiss and make up with one of the ugliest men I've ever seen," Derek despaired, before clarifying, "I don't refer to his aesthetic appeal... his character is ugly."
The speechwriter then delivered a lecture to the voters pleading, "Give him the verdict he deserves, which is guilty as charged!"
Although Derek did add that the public should be wary of their safety should they choose to evict Science.
"After Friday he could be roaming around anywhere in England. If you see him, be aware that he's dangerous," cautioned the right-winger. "If approached he might damage your eardrums, so keep a safe distance."
Be afraid. Be very afraid...
The Tory felt Science had forfeited the right to be respected due to his unruly behaviour and wondered how much longer the group would have to suffer his presence.
"How many more times do we have to kiss and make up with one of the ugliest men I've ever seen," Derek despaired, before clarifying, "I don't refer to his aesthetic appeal... his character is ugly."
The speechwriter then delivered a lecture to the voters pleading, "Give him the verdict he deserves, which is guilty as charged!"
Although Derek did add that the public should be wary of their safety should they choose to evict Science.
"After Friday he could be roaming around anywhere in England. If you see him, be aware that he's dangerous," cautioned the right-winger. "If approached he might damage your eardrums, so keep a safe distance."
Be afraid. Be very afraid...