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chance
19-07-2005, 14:19
It started off with a simple dispute about eggs, but then the Housemates united against Science as playground insults went flying.

Science is from the carpet-bombing school of debate; in an argument he just keeps talking, until his opponents can take no more. But the Housemates stood united against his most recent rant.

"Mummy! Mummy! Mummy! I need attention," Derek simpered, pretending to be Science as he went off on one.

In the exchange that followed everyone talked at once, everyone talked very loudly, and no one said anything nice.

The Housemates collectively accused Science of being a spoilt baby, who can't cope if he doesn't get his own way.

In return Science called Derek a "bitch". "Who's the one that looks like a little boy?" he asked Derek. "How much have you learnt from me every day?" he asked, displaying some of the arrogance that had so riled Housemates up in the first place.

But it was Craig who came out most fiercely against Science. "I hate your guts," he said. "I don't think you're a bad person but I hate you," he added.

"I've got love for the people and people got love for me," Science said loudly.

"You're an idiot," Anthony said.

"Am I?" Science questioned.

And so on...

Abi
19-07-2005, 14:42
This is a reapeat of my post "Derek v. Science" (see previous thread)

:)