Abi
19-07-2005, 14:12
Derek brought his dog Tinkerbell aka Makosi to the Diary Room to discuss the state of her less than glossy coat with Big Brother.
Apparently a split in the back of Makosi's Dog Suit has been attracting the attentions of a certain amorous hound by the name of Stifler.
"Tinkerbell's back is showing," Derek told Big brother, pointing to the gap where Tinkerbell's pink bra was clearly in view. "The colour is attracting Stifler," Derek said.
Tinkerbell did not seem at all worried about attracting attention from other dogs, but she was worried that she might unwittingly have become a dog in sheep's clothing.
"Is this sheep skin?" Makosi enquired, pointing to her matted coat. "I'm not allowed to wear sheep skin culturally," she explained. "If I do my teeth will fall out."
Big Brother assured Makosi that the material used to make her dog outfit was entirely manmade as Makosi described a strict tribal rule that forbade her from eating or wearing sheep products.
"But I love donor kebab," Makosi explained guiltily, revealing that she had flouted the dietary rule more than once.
"I think my dog's barking," Derek commented
Apparently a split in the back of Makosi's Dog Suit has been attracting the attentions of a certain amorous hound by the name of Stifler.
"Tinkerbell's back is showing," Derek told Big brother, pointing to the gap where Tinkerbell's pink bra was clearly in view. "The colour is attracting Stifler," Derek said.
Tinkerbell did not seem at all worried about attracting attention from other dogs, but she was worried that she might unwittingly have become a dog in sheep's clothing.
"Is this sheep skin?" Makosi enquired, pointing to her matted coat. "I'm not allowed to wear sheep skin culturally," she explained. "If I do my teeth will fall out."
Big Brother assured Makosi that the material used to make her dog outfit was entirely manmade as Makosi described a strict tribal rule that forbade her from eating or wearing sheep products.
"But I love donor kebab," Makosi explained guiltily, revealing that she had flouted the dietary rule more than once.
"I think my dog's barking," Derek commented