chance
18-07-2005, 08:00
After a night of arguments, Science has told Big Brother that he is the big dog on campus.
While cooling down in the Diary Room, the volatile Housemate put his side of events across in his own special way.
"I'm the big dog on campus, I'd call ladies pussycats and then there's a lot of rats around here, a lot of vermin," he said.
He continued explaining through the medium of rhyme: "Tit for tat, the dog chases the cat, the cat chases the rat and they don't really understand that."
"Everyone's playing at dysfunctional families, why has all this started?" he asked. "I don't understand the situation...all because I said I'm gonna cook for myself from now on."
"Now Craig thinks he's a God, slamming doors, having hissy fits...I'm not for that."
"You put me in here with some lunatics, people that are losing their mind," he told Big Brother. "Why couldn't you have put me in with happy, funny, bright people?"
"People have made new alliances, deadly to themselves, Science stands alone again," he declared.
So how does he see his future in the House?
"Just gonna enjoy the ride for as long as I'm here," he stated. "What do you expect me to do? Curl up in the corner? I'm not a corner curler."
No Science, we don't expect to see "the big dog" curling up in the corner...not with so many cats to chase in the House.
While cooling down in the Diary Room, the volatile Housemate put his side of events across in his own special way.
"I'm the big dog on campus, I'd call ladies pussycats and then there's a lot of rats around here, a lot of vermin," he said.
He continued explaining through the medium of rhyme: "Tit for tat, the dog chases the cat, the cat chases the rat and they don't really understand that."
"Everyone's playing at dysfunctional families, why has all this started?" he asked. "I don't understand the situation...all because I said I'm gonna cook for myself from now on."
"Now Craig thinks he's a God, slamming doors, having hissy fits...I'm not for that."
"You put me in here with some lunatics, people that are losing their mind," he told Big Brother. "Why couldn't you have put me in with happy, funny, bright people?"
"People have made new alliances, deadly to themselves, Science stands alone again," he declared.
So how does he see his future in the House?
"Just gonna enjoy the ride for as long as I'm here," he stated. "What do you expect me to do? Curl up in the corner? I'm not a corner curler."
No Science, we don't expect to see "the big dog" curling up in the corner...not with so many cats to chase in the House.