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chance
17-07-2005, 22:24
After an absence of many days, Science came roaring back to form with a non-stop high-volume monologue, defending his eating habits.

Science started cooking pasta and mince only to be told by Makosi that he was using too much food for one person. "Divide it by eight," she told him.

"I'll put a bit back," he said. "But I'm still having chips."

Makosi told him he was being unreasonable and Craig told him there wasn't enough food for everyone else. "You're talking *******. I do what I want," said Science. "It's Sunday dinner. I'm going to have a good meal."

Science got into his unstoppable groove and no one could get a word in. "You can talk the talk but can you walk the same walk?" he said with gravitas, like it was important or meant something.

During a brief respite Anthony told him he goes on about people eating too much when "You're the one who eats the most *******ing food!"

It's fair to say Science didn't agree.

"Shut your noise. You lot are idiots," Science said.

"You always make yourself out to be the victim," Craig told him. "You're greedy, spoilt, selfish and greedy."

The whole House reverberated with the sound of Science, who just lost all the new friends he'd made since Maxwell's departure.

Still, at least he's not hungry.