chance
17-07-2005, 17:14
Science has been merrily singing out relationship advice to sex-starved Craig and hormone-enslaved Orlaith.
As a frustrated Craig musically moaned, "I want to have sex every night of the week when I get out of here."
An equally randy Orlaith harmonised, "I am the same."
But a disapproving Science in operatic tones droned, "Shame on you, shame on you both. You have to wait to rock the boat."
Craig tunefully insisted his hormones were becoming uncontrollable, so Science suggested the frisky couple just get on with it and make sweet music.
"Why don't you just screw each other? You are not sister and brother," he melodically advised.
A good point, well sung.
As a frustrated Craig musically moaned, "I want to have sex every night of the week when I get out of here."
An equally randy Orlaith harmonised, "I am the same."
But a disapproving Science in operatic tones droned, "Shame on you, shame on you both. You have to wait to rock the boat."
Craig tunefully insisted his hormones were becoming uncontrollable, so Science suggested the frisky couple just get on with it and make sweet music.
"Why don't you just screw each other? You are not sister and brother," he melodically advised.
A good point, well sung.