chance
17-07-2005, 10:53
Makosi and Orlaith reverted back to their childhood tonight, providing the other Housemates with a rendition of some of their favourite nursery rhymes.
They were having a lovely time until oh so practical Eugene stepped in and started analysing the lyrics.
According to Eugene, you don't get water from the top of a hill and spiders aren't very intelligent. OK?
After the Housemates recited the words to Jack and Jill, Eugene piped up. "Obviously they (Jack and Jill) weren't going up the hill to get water because you don't go up a hill to get water."
"They were going to have sex," Orlaith joked taking the conversation back to its previous childish level.
Makosi joined in saying, "Humpty was being humped on the wall!"
Eugene was still on the Jack and Jill water mission though, "You don't go up a hill to get water unless there is an underground reservoir up there or a water tower, in which case it's quite strategic."
Choosing to ignore Eugene, Makosi managed to turn the conversation back to Humpty's humping.
Eugene was then forced to point out the flaws in that nursery rhyme. "All the king's horses and all of the king's men couldn't put Humpty together again? I'm not surprised," he ranted. "It's something for a specialist... too many cooks spoil the broth or in this case scramble the eggs."
Eugene's comments were met with some polite chortles before it was time for the next rhyme, Incy Wincy Spider.
Eugene was off again, "Incy Wincy spider clearly wasn't very intelligent going up a water spout, why not do something constructive like scaring old ladies."
Again the girls chose to ignore him and went on to sing a horrific version of Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star.
Sometimes Eugene is just so misunderstood!
They were having a lovely time until oh so practical Eugene stepped in and started analysing the lyrics.
According to Eugene, you don't get water from the top of a hill and spiders aren't very intelligent. OK?
After the Housemates recited the words to Jack and Jill, Eugene piped up. "Obviously they (Jack and Jill) weren't going up the hill to get water because you don't go up a hill to get water."
"They were going to have sex," Orlaith joked taking the conversation back to its previous childish level.
Makosi joined in saying, "Humpty was being humped on the wall!"
Eugene was still on the Jack and Jill water mission though, "You don't go up a hill to get water unless there is an underground reservoir up there or a water tower, in which case it's quite strategic."
Choosing to ignore Eugene, Makosi managed to turn the conversation back to Humpty's humping.
Eugene was then forced to point out the flaws in that nursery rhyme. "All the king's horses and all of the king's men couldn't put Humpty together again? I'm not surprised," he ranted. "It's something for a specialist... too many cooks spoil the broth or in this case scramble the eggs."
Eugene's comments were met with some polite chortles before it was time for the next rhyme, Incy Wincy Spider.
Eugene was off again, "Incy Wincy spider clearly wasn't very intelligent going up a water spout, why not do something constructive like scaring old ladies."
Again the girls chose to ignore him and went on to sing a horrific version of Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star.
Sometimes Eugene is just so misunderstood!