hush yo mouth

[chance]

Science and Orlaith had a fiery little spat over his liberal use of the phrase "Shut up!"

Orlaith was muttering about not really liking champagne much when Science said, "Shut up, Orlaith. Stop lying."

Orlaith snapped. "Science, don't tell me to shut up," she shouted.

"Shut up. Shut up," said Citizen Science.

Orlaith stormed out of the kitchen, yelling, "When people tell me to shut up... Don't tell me to shut up!"

Unfortunately for Orlaith, Science hadn't picked up on her little hint and followed her, going, "Zip it. Shut up."

Orlaith went into the bedroom and told Makosi, "I hate that. I can't have people telling me to shut up."

Science walked into the bedroom to show Orlaith his full repertoire. "Shut up. Zip it. Be quiet. Hush your mouth. Stop the noise."

"Science, seriously, shut the ******* up and get out of my face!" said Orlaith. "I'm not in the mood."

"What you gonna do?" challenged Science. "Why you got all these issues? You're always switching on me."

Orlaith left the bedroom to get away with him, leaving Science to conclude, "Drama queen. She's got her knickers on the wrong way round. Something's too tight. Maybe her jeans. Why is she always switching on Citizen Science?"

We can't imagine.