chance
17-07-2005, 10:46
Craig demanded that Anthony tell him all about his hot date with Big Brother, claimed he was the House man points leader, then arranged Anthony's flowers for him.
Because Big Brother referred to things that had been said in the House, Anthony had a dawn of realisation. "You realise, like, they're all listening. It's all took into account," he told Craig and Science.
Anthony recounted how Big Brother talked about Anthony's man points, telling him he gained extra ones for being a hairdresser.
"What's that supposed to mean, a***hole?" said Craig, sensing a slur on his own masculinity.
Science pointed out that he was the man point leader, something Craig would not accept. He reckoned he was top dog on account of his beer belly. "A beer belly and you can't dance. That's classic man points," said Anthony.
But when Science and Anthony talked up Craig's man boobs, he wasn't keen to claim them. "You're such a gay boy," Craig said to Anthony. "No wonder they put a man in there."
With just a bunch of roses and a box of chocs as a memento of his special date, Anthony left Craig to put the blooms in water. He arranged them beautifully in a vase and took them to the garden to show Derek.
"How lovely," said Derek.
"Nice isn't it," said Craig. "I'm going to give them to Anthony."
As Craig walked into the House, Derek turned to Eugene and said, "Boy love. Charming."
And man points - nil.
Because Big Brother referred to things that had been said in the House, Anthony had a dawn of realisation. "You realise, like, they're all listening. It's all took into account," he told Craig and Science.
Anthony recounted how Big Brother talked about Anthony's man points, telling him he gained extra ones for being a hairdresser.
"What's that supposed to mean, a***hole?" said Craig, sensing a slur on his own masculinity.
Science pointed out that he was the man point leader, something Craig would not accept. He reckoned he was top dog on account of his beer belly. "A beer belly and you can't dance. That's classic man points," said Anthony.
But when Science and Anthony talked up Craig's man boobs, he wasn't keen to claim them. "You're such a gay boy," Craig said to Anthony. "No wonder they put a man in there."
With just a bunch of roses and a box of chocs as a memento of his special date, Anthony left Craig to put the blooms in water. He arranged them beautifully in a vase and took them to the garden to show Derek.
"How lovely," said Derek.
"Nice isn't it," said Craig. "I'm going to give them to Anthony."
As Craig walked into the House, Derek turned to Eugene and said, "Boy love. Charming."
And man points - nil.