chance
15-07-2005, 14:56
The housemates discovered the cryptic message written in lipstick on the garden mirror this morning.
First to spot it was Derek when he asked: "What does that mean?"
Craig recited the message: "There is a male in the house - a mole in the house - Anthony, wake up! Oh my God"
Kemal looked on in shock holding a towel up to his gobsmacked face while Craig spied through the one-way mirror to see what was there.
Craig rounded the rest of the group up. "No-one has this colour lipstick - it's them," he shouted. "A mole is an informant."
"Well I realise that," a dismissive Derek told him.
Anthony suggested: "A mole in the house means that they're working with Big Brother."
"To what advantage," enquired Derek. "Well I've already said that [there's a mole in the house] in the diary room anyway, so they know I know."
Craig backed up the Tory's thought: "Well we've said it for ages that there's been an informant."
"Don't get excited by it," Derek instructed. "Tell Anthony not too."
"That's what they want," the camp crimper replied in agreeance.
Orlaith made her way over to the mirror to examine the offending message while Anthony exclaimed: "Who is it, which ones of you is a mole?!"
"Don't talk about it - don't talk about that any more," Craig whispered to Anthony.
"Don't tell us what do to, I've told you before," the Geordie responded.
Moving over to Derek, Craig continued: "I don't think that's a lie because they lied about it last year, why lie about it two years in a row? It's not exciting. I've thought from day one that there's been someone in here all the time."
"Big Brother's playing his usual games," Kemal decided.
Derek whispered to Craig, most of which was inaudible, while crimper responded: "I tell you I can't see them lying about that because they lied about that last year. I know two people who it definitely isn't, myself and Science..."
Makosi emerged from the house with a spray bottle and cloth, and set about removing the message. "Nice colour lipstick, I'll keep it," she observed.
Eugene speculated: "It probably takes as much energy to heat this pool as the lighting - Are they just getting one of the contestants to report back to them as to what's going on?"
"Well it doesn't really matter whether they are or not," Derek declared. "The cameras are here, they know what's going on. If they don't know what's going on in their own house then they're pretty stupid landlords."
The mornings' events culminated in the housemates suggesting that the original laminate - detailing that Big Brother would lie to the housemates twice - was a lie in itself.
First to spot it was Derek when he asked: "What does that mean?"
Craig recited the message: "There is a male in the house - a mole in the house - Anthony, wake up! Oh my God"
Kemal looked on in shock holding a towel up to his gobsmacked face while Craig spied through the one-way mirror to see what was there.
Craig rounded the rest of the group up. "No-one has this colour lipstick - it's them," he shouted. "A mole is an informant."
"Well I realise that," a dismissive Derek told him.
Anthony suggested: "A mole in the house means that they're working with Big Brother."
"To what advantage," enquired Derek. "Well I've already said that [there's a mole in the house] in the diary room anyway, so they know I know."
Craig backed up the Tory's thought: "Well we've said it for ages that there's been an informant."
"Don't get excited by it," Derek instructed. "Tell Anthony not too."
"That's what they want," the camp crimper replied in agreeance.
Orlaith made her way over to the mirror to examine the offending message while Anthony exclaimed: "Who is it, which ones of you is a mole?!"
"Don't talk about it - don't talk about that any more," Craig whispered to Anthony.
"Don't tell us what do to, I've told you before," the Geordie responded.
Moving over to Derek, Craig continued: "I don't think that's a lie because they lied about it last year, why lie about it two years in a row? It's not exciting. I've thought from day one that there's been someone in here all the time."
"Big Brother's playing his usual games," Kemal decided.
Derek whispered to Craig, most of which was inaudible, while crimper responded: "I tell you I can't see them lying about that because they lied about that last year. I know two people who it definitely isn't, myself and Science..."
Makosi emerged from the house with a spray bottle and cloth, and set about removing the message. "Nice colour lipstick, I'll keep it," she observed.
Eugene speculated: "It probably takes as much energy to heat this pool as the lighting - Are they just getting one of the contestants to report back to them as to what's going on?"
"Well it doesn't really matter whether they are or not," Derek declared. "The cameras are here, they know what's going on. If they don't know what's going on in their own house then they're pretty stupid landlords."
The mornings' events culminated in the housemates suggesting that the original laminate - detailing that Big Brother would lie to the housemates twice - was a lie in itself.