chance
13-07-2005, 12:09
It wouldn't be a night in the Big Brother House without some water being thrown. Tonight Anthony gave a sleeping Craig a hosing down.
Last night Craig woke Anthony with a glass of water in the crotch so Anthony took the opportunity to get his own back. Craig is so used to the old water routine by now though and barely even reacted.
The excitement of being crowned Miss World must have worn Craig out. He fell asleep on the sofa leaving a restless Anthony to amuse himself.
Anthony, of course couldn't resist a prank so he set about giving Craig a wet surprise. Taking an age to just get out of the patio door and then spending another ridiculous amount of time faffing around with the garden hose so that it would reach to the living area, Anthony was finally ready.
Moving the hose over his sleeping Housemate, Anthony assessed where to wet Craig. Finally he plumped for the face and gave Craig a good squirting.
Craig had the reactions of a comatose sausage, sitting up really slowly and letting out an extraordinary collection of whining noises.
He may have been wet and tired, but Craig didn't miss an opportunity for attention. Managing to eventually string a sentence together he whimpered, "Anthony, come and help me dry off."
Anthony didn't help him, obviously.
Last night Craig woke Anthony with a glass of water in the crotch so Anthony took the opportunity to get his own back. Craig is so used to the old water routine by now though and barely even reacted.
The excitement of being crowned Miss World must have worn Craig out. He fell asleep on the sofa leaving a restless Anthony to amuse himself.
Anthony, of course couldn't resist a prank so he set about giving Craig a wet surprise. Taking an age to just get out of the patio door and then spending another ridiculous amount of time faffing around with the garden hose so that it would reach to the living area, Anthony was finally ready.
Moving the hose over his sleeping Housemate, Anthony assessed where to wet Craig. Finally he plumped for the face and gave Craig a good squirting.
Craig had the reactions of a comatose sausage, sitting up really slowly and letting out an extraordinary collection of whining noises.
He may have been wet and tired, but Craig didn't miss an opportunity for attention. Managing to eventually string a sentence together he whimpered, "Anthony, come and help me dry off."
Anthony didn't help him, obviously.