chance
13-07-2005, 12:06
The results of the Big Brother Housemates' bizarre Miss World competition were announced and Miss Russia, aka Craig, was once again crowned the winner.
Vanessa and Makosi, as Miss Portugal and Miss Africa, came a commendable second and third, but their efforts were not enough to knock Miss Russia from the top spot.
Panellists Eugene and Science spent so long deliberating over the results of the pageant that Derek started a chorus of 'why are we waiting?' The other Miss World's soon joined in and, with singing voices like those, proved that they had more to them than just a pretty face.
Whispering over, Science and Eugene finally turned to reface the group. "We've decided that the third place will go to..." Eugene started before Science stopped him for more conferring. The suspense was incredible considering it was a pretend Miss World competition with male contestants.
Decision finally made, Eugene continued, "Third place will go to Miss Africa!" Miss Africa Makosi screamed in celebration before giving her acceptance speech. She suggested that she hadn't won first place because she hadn't slept with a judge, but declared, "I will still make sure that children around the world will be educated." Would that be sex education Makosi?
Miss Portugal, Vanessa, was awarded second place before Miss Russia was announced as the winner. Victorious Craig looked very proud as he minced to collect his crown.
Orlaith as Miss Ireland was not happy with the result. She stole Miss Russia's crown, placed it on her own head and danced around shouting, "World peace! World peace! I won!"
Someone please tell Orlaith that it's not real!
Vanessa and Makosi, as Miss Portugal and Miss Africa, came a commendable second and third, but their efforts were not enough to knock Miss Russia from the top spot.
Panellists Eugene and Science spent so long deliberating over the results of the pageant that Derek started a chorus of 'why are we waiting?' The other Miss World's soon joined in and, with singing voices like those, proved that they had more to them than just a pretty face.
Whispering over, Science and Eugene finally turned to reface the group. "We've decided that the third place will go to..." Eugene started before Science stopped him for more conferring. The suspense was incredible considering it was a pretend Miss World competition with male contestants.
Decision finally made, Eugene continued, "Third place will go to Miss Africa!" Miss Africa Makosi screamed in celebration before giving her acceptance speech. She suggested that she hadn't won first place because she hadn't slept with a judge, but declared, "I will still make sure that children around the world will be educated." Would that be sex education Makosi?
Miss Portugal, Vanessa, was awarded second place before Miss Russia was announced as the winner. Victorious Craig looked very proud as he minced to collect his crown.
Orlaith as Miss Ireland was not happy with the result. She stole Miss Russia's crown, placed it on her own head and danced around shouting, "World peace! World peace! I won!"
Someone please tell Orlaith that it's not real!