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chance
13-07-2005, 12:05
Our Housemates just love dressing up, and they're not averse to shamelessly inventing reasons to do so, such as a spontaneous Miss World competition.

The excited Housemates slapped on enough make up to floor an elephant, and an array of glamorous / bizarre outfits in preparation for the event, which was compared by Science and Eugene.

Derek cut quite a dash as Miss Jamaica, whilst Craig's Miss Russia erred on the side of Wicked Witch Of The West. Kemal as Miss Turkey was decked out in sequins and bells. While Makosi as Miss Africa's was resplendent in a black evening dress, though her unkempt afro did let whole effect down a tad.

Soon "the ladies and gentlemen type things" as Science dubbed them, were ready to parade. But where was Miss Portugal aka Vanessa?

"Miss Portugal's always last, and she will be this evening," Derek commented bitchily, getting into character.

Everyone looked simply fabulous, darling, as they strutted their stuff in the garden although we were a bit flummoxed by Anthony's bizarre outfit, consisting of lots of shaving cream and bandana on his head.

Is there a Miss Escaped Lunatic?