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12-07-2005, 12:08
With their eyes already on the celebrity lifestyles that await them outside the House, the group have begun contemplating their TV careers.
Vanessa announced she would have a shopping channel titled Kinky Pinky for those who wish to purchase cookies and pink stuff. Very useful.
It was decided techie Eugene would host Ten Irresponsible Things To Do With A Microwave, while Makosi would be the UK's answer to Ashton Kutcher by hosting her own Punk'd.
Orlaith imagined her channel would be called Pink Ladies although the model wasn't sure what it would actually be about. "It's a porn channel," Science helpfully suggested.
But the rapper wasn't so amused by the group's idea for his cable channel, Chicken Tonight. A grumpy Science growled, "You lot are stupid. I can cook more than chicken you idiots."
Craig was also miffed when his dreams of being the "new Trisha" were shattered by Anthony pointing out his head was too large for telly. The hairdresser retorted the diminutive Geordie's show would have to be called It's A Small World.
Stay tuned folks!
Vanessa announced she would have a shopping channel titled Kinky Pinky for those who wish to purchase cookies and pink stuff. Very useful.
It was decided techie Eugene would host Ten Irresponsible Things To Do With A Microwave, while Makosi would be the UK's answer to Ashton Kutcher by hosting her own Punk'd.
Orlaith imagined her channel would be called Pink Ladies although the model wasn't sure what it would actually be about. "It's a porn channel," Science helpfully suggested.
But the rapper wasn't so amused by the group's idea for his cable channel, Chicken Tonight. A grumpy Science growled, "You lot are stupid. I can cook more than chicken you idiots."
Craig was also miffed when his dreams of being the "new Trisha" were shattered by Anthony pointing out his head was too large for telly. The hairdresser retorted the diminutive Geordie's show would have to be called It's A Small World.
Stay tuned folks!