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chance
12-07-2005, 09:27
Anthony was sleeping so Craig decided to wake him up by pouring iced water on his crotch, of all places. A Startled Anthony sat up straight away.

As usual, Craig and Anthony were the only ones in the living area while the other Housemates were all in the bedroom. Not wanting to spend the evening alone, Craig took matters in to his own hands.

Last week when Craig and Maxwell were snuggled up in the loft, Anthony woke them from their sleep with a glass of iced water in the face each. Craig decided to give Anthony a taste of his own medicine.

As a fully clothed Anthony gently snored on the sofa, Craig went to the fridge to fill a glass with chilled water. Marching back in to the living area, glass in hand, Craig stood over his sleeping pal.

He went in for the kill, but instead of pouring the water in Anthony's face, Craig bizarrely chose to soak Anthony's crotch.

Looking a little shocked as he sat up, Anthony moaned, "You b******, you got us on the ********** dick!"

Climbing back under his duvet on the sofa, Craig said matter-of-factly, "You're not allowed to sleep in here. They've (Big Brother) told me to tell you." He then sarcastically added, "Sorry Anthony."

"I was in a nice deep sleep there," Anthony grumbled.