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East-Handers
Watch out for the rudest EastEnders yet when Ian Beale will be caught pleasuring himself in an hospital car park by the security guards.
The scene is part of a storyline where he is trying for a baby with his girlfriend Jane Collins.
stacyefc
11-07-2005, 10:40
oh my god that will be funny
kayleigh6654
11-07-2005, 10:45
Eww thats just wrong.
Just goes to prove what a to**er he is
OMG nightmares. Thats wrong.
Sounds like another good moment to add to the glorious archive though.
It's nice to see they are moving forward to new fresh storylines in one way but it's just a shame this Mofie is dragging along behind everything else as the current Shane Richie/Kacey Ainsworth/Jessie Wallace storyline. Sadly I think it's here to stay for now atleast. Let's hope it doesn't drag down all the attempts to move forward with plotlines like this one.
i thought he had a vasectomy
Does this mean he is going to have a reversal then??
it must do, unless it didnt work as bobby was his.
Bobby was concieved during the period where Ian could still get Laura pregnant.
I think he would have to have it reversed.
If he's taking a sperm sample to the hospital then it's obviously for something or other.
But why get his sample in the car park - why not be sensible and do what he needs to either at home, or in the toilet!! I'm sure if the appointment is to do with sperm counts etc they would provide a room for him to get his sample surely!!! Only Ian could get himself into this sort of mess, though I am completely grossed out thinking about it!! :lol: :sick:
Only Ian Beale. is all i can say.
Well it says he's late taking the sample so he does it in the hospital car park.
I hope they don't show us too much.
I'm sorry but I just can't look at your name cornetgal without singing "New Walls Cornetto, Give It To Me..."
Sorry that was a bit random :)
I doubt they'll show us too much. The show would be axed for breach of public decency. There would have to be a public health warning given out at the start.
also its before the watershed.
I hope they don't show us too much.
I doubt there's much to show
Yeah - that a lot of fans may need psychiatric help at the end!!! :lol:
also its before the watershed.
Since when has that bothered anybody?
Look at Rebecca Loose pleasuring that beasty pig on the farm etc...
lmao
It will give people nightmares
I doubt there's much to show
LOL :) Don't. I'm going to choke here.
LOL :) Don't. I'm going to choke here.
:D
yeh i suppose the watershed doesnt mean anything anymore. Not really.
Personally I think mothers should be responsible for what they let their children watch anyways. If an horror movie is on at 8pm it doesn't mean you have to let your kids watch it. You can have your own watershed.
yeh i agree thats what my mum did with me. My Dad on te otherhand let me watch anything.
BlackKat
11-07-2005, 11:43
Eww!
My kids aren't allowed to watch anything too sexual, too violent or with lots of swearing at the moment.
Carrie Bradshaw
11-07-2005, 13:27
East-Handers
Watch out for the rudest EastEnders yet when Ian Beale will be caught pleasuring himself in an hospital car park by the security guards.
The scene is part of a storyline where he is trying for a baby with his girlfriend Jane Collins.
Eeeoow!! :sick: What's with all the disgustingness coming up in Eastenders - this, Dirty Den's dead body, Molfie.... :thumbsdow
eastenders mad
11-07-2005, 13:54
cause they probably want to get back on top instead of corrie keep being at the top.
EastEnders is back on top already.
Jessie Wallace
11-07-2005, 14:40
Lol
I think so anyways :)
This storyline sounds fab.
Jessie Wallace
11-07-2005, 14:55
Yep, it's definatley back on top.
Jessie Wallace
11-07-2005, 14:56
I still loved it, when everyone was slating it anyway.
Well I didn't take any notice of them anyways :)
Jessie Wallace
11-07-2005, 15:15
Good idea, but it still got a little annoying, there was know need for people to say things.
TV critics have to pick holes in stuff because they get paid for it.
Jessie Wallace
11-07-2005, 16:43
True. But still annoying!
Yes but you haven't got to take too much notice even when EE is good they will pick faults with it because it's their job.
OMG! ewww! thats just wrong, ergh images in my head, i need to get them out! lol!
Poor Ian, can't you just see his face!
eeewww!!!! yuk!!!
i hope we don't see too much o9f it!!, i know we will not see what he does but we all have imaginations!! i really don't want to use mine too much!!!
Jessie Wallace
11-07-2005, 17:42
Poor Ian, can't you just see his face!
I'd rather not, Lol
:sick: omg that is wrong :sick:
It is no surprise that those two are gonna try and have a baby! From her first episode and their first argument at that fair last year me and my sister were just like "hello mrs beale!"
It was just so obvious!
They'll probally get married because they are way too boring to have a big fight and break up! What would they fight about???
(I'll be damned if I'm wrong)
Jessie Wallace
11-07-2005, 18:07
I thought i'd heard that she was pregnant a few weeks ago. But the thoguth of Ian.....urgh.
They should get married with Kathy coming back for the wedding.
Jessie Wallace
11-07-2005, 19:28
I hope she doesn't come back, her hair used to annoy me, and the husky voice!
I heard Ian was in contact with Leslie Grantham for some tips
ewwwwwwwwww what have we done to deserve this??? Ian beale... oh gawd i think im gonna threw up!!!!! how do the producers sleep at night knowing there are gonna torture us with this crap.
I heard Ian was in contact with Leslie Grantham for some tips
LOL. maybe thats where they got their idea from.
ewwwwwwwwww what have we done to deserve this??? Ian beale... oh gawd i think im gonna threw up!!!!! how do the producers sleep at night knowing there are gonna torture us with this crap.I think it's an interesting plotline that's developing. Bit rubbish and unoriginal but it's a new fresh idea that doesn't involve Shannis/KAlfie/Mofie or Chrissie. The same long winded storylines have continued for months. It would be nice to have a break.
Jessie Wallace
11-07-2005, 21:47
Yep, a change to the same old, althought a little creepy to think or Ian and that.
LOL. I know! So unnatural.
Jessie Wallace
11-07-2005, 22:34
Right i've gotta stop thinking about this now!
:lol: It's not doing me any favours either!
Jessie Wallace
11-07-2005, 22:53
Lol
The very thought of it! :sick:
no pleae tell me this is not ging to happen!!
Well I just told you it did :)
So original Ian Beale cast as a W*nker. LOL
LOL Good to see comedy and emotional storylines continuing in Easties:)
LOL Good to see comedy and emotional storylines continuing in Easties:)
Yes. EastEnders normally does a good mix.
xcutiekatiex
12-07-2005, 10:15
eww thats sick
Sick but kind of funny in a way.
xcutiekatiex
12-07-2005, 10:17
i wonder how they will show it?
I was just wondering how many takes Ian will need to get it right
xcutiekatiex
12-07-2005, 10:19
lol yea
ergh! i cant believe this is happening, its sick but it is quite funny!
:rotfl: this is such a funny storyline, but disgusting... :sick:
maybe his vasectomy didnt work??
hasnt ian got enough kids???? Ian beale masturbating in a hospital car park,(ewww,yuk yuk) is going to give alot of people nightmares. and those poor young kids who watch eastenders are going to be Scarred for life! i for one aint gonna let my little nieces and nephews watch ee that night.
Chloe O'brien
12-07-2005, 14:59
I think its vile & disgusting considering the amount of dosh that script writers get paid you would think they could dream up better and more exciting storylines. The very thought of that slimey toad Ian Beale playing with himself is enough to make me sick. No wonder i don't watch ee anymore. :sick: :sick: :angry:
What's next Charlie Slater and the posion dwarft (Peggy Mitchell) getting caught at it :sick: :thumbsdow
I
What's next Charlie Slater and the posion dwarft (Peggy Mitchell) getting caught at it :sick: :thumbsdow
Now that would be sick :sick:
*rolls eyes* well atleast it's a new fresh idea.
I'm looking forward to him getting caught.
ah thats just a new low for eastenders stories
ah thats just a new low for eastenders stories
I suppose there's always fishgate as an alternative.
.:SpIcYsPy:.
13-07-2005, 14:56
Oh my god...
i_love_matt!
13-07-2005, 17:28
ewwwww
but where did u get that from? :( Sick.
di marco
13-07-2005, 19:25
East-Handers
Watch out for the rudest EastEnders yet when Ian Beale will be caught pleasuring himself in an hospital car park by the security guards.
The scene is part of a storyline where he is trying for a baby with his girlfriend Jane Collins.
what was your source for this?
The source is the sun. it was in mondays or tuesdays i think.
what was your source for this?
It was in The Sun!
Oh my god...
That's exactly what I had to say when I read the article.
kat 4 alfie
14-07-2005, 12:44
omg ! eww
phils little sister
14-07-2005, 12:45
i read this too, I hate Ian :sick: :sick:
i doubt we will atcyally see it will we...probably just a magazine, then a quick shot to the security guards
i would be very shocked if we saw anymore than that on primetime bbc...anyways why would he be doing that in a car park of all places!!??
i doubt we will atcyally see it will we...probably just a magazine, then a quick shot to the security guards
i would be very shocked if we saw anymore than that on primetime bbc...anyways why would he be doing that in a car park of all places!!??Thats what I though BB - surely you would nip into the gents or something even if you were running late??!!
eastenders mad
14-07-2005, 13:52
yeah exactly
funtimefreckles
14-07-2005, 15:45
omg, i think im guna be sick! haha :rotfl:
Ian is a great character who must stay for his long history on the show but his storylines are all limited now.
He's had some good one's in the past, he bounced off Michell Collins very well. Hopefully there is more to come from him.
He's had some good one's in the past, he bounced off Michell Collins very well. Hopefully there is more to come from him.
Killing her off was a mistake and yes I think she's one of the ones who would have worked in EastEnders today had she came back.
Yea me to, there was a rumour a whole back .....
It's been denied though. I don't think they'll bring her back now she died in prison although anything's possible > look at Dirty Den!
She could be a right bitch sometimes and I loved her. Definately one of the greats and a lot of ex-characters who left the show wouldn't be able to come back and fit in but if she'd have come back instead of being killed off, she would still have been fine.
Ian and Cindy - EE at its best
Ian and Cindy - EE at its best
I liked her when she was having an affair with David.
Crazzykayzz
15-07-2005, 16:58
ian is a dirty old man, when he is caught pleasuring himself lol....what episode is he caught pleasuring himself????
chocolate
15-07-2005, 17:10
that will be so funny to watch...ive never heard of a thing like that on a soap before lol!!!
kat 4 alfie
15-07-2005, 17:55
lol same here ........ wha would he be pleasuring himself if he had jane who was probably giving him loads 'cause they were trying? lol its a nasty thought
lol same here ........ whay would he be pleasuring himself if he had jane who was probably giving him loads coz they were tryin ? lol its a nasty thought
Because he had a vasectomy didn't he?
I don't know why he's got to take a sperm sample to the hospital though!
Because he had a vasectomy didn't he?
I don't know why he's got to take a sperm sample to the hospital though!
He is taking a sperm sample to the hospital because he is having his vasectomy reversed so that he and girlfriend Jane Collins can try for a baby.
The source was the sun.
i know someone who got their wife pregnant 13 years after his vasectomy!!!
Jessie Wallace
15-07-2005, 22:39
Yep , it is still possible.
Yep , it is still possible.
then why have a painful operation if it does not work? :eek:
To try to lessen the chances of concieving during sexual intercourse I suppose.
Jessie Wallace
17-07-2005, 23:22
It usually does, but like anything it's not 100% guaranteed.
Very few things in life are though.
I am looking forward to it if it's going to be funny.
EastEnders does comedy best, especially little subtle touches like Dot and her spray on Thursday.
Jessie Wallace
18-07-2005, 01:04
I love Dot and Jim, there humour is great.
Dot is a legend loved by millions and definately one of the top 3 icons of soap.
Jessie Wallace
18-07-2005, 01:09
Yep, hence the award she won recently.
I am looking forward to it if it's going to be funny.
EastEnders does comedy best, especially little subtle touches like Dot and her spray on Thursday.
totally agreed, much better than the staged sitcom sketches that we've seen in its rival as of late
kat 4 alfie
18-07-2005, 19:50
Because he had a vasectomy didn't he?
I don't know why he's got to take a sperm sample to the hospital though!
oh yeah i completly forgot bout that , he still got laura preggers tho , that whole storyline was funny
Jessie Wallace
19-07-2005, 22:57
Yeah, and this one is set to be the same!
East-Handers
Watch out for the rudest EastEnders yet when Ian Beale will be caught pleasuring himself in an hospital car park by the security guards.
The scene is part of a storyline where he is trying for a baby with his girlfriend Jane Collins.
OMG
Jessie Wallace
20-07-2005, 13:11
Lol
.:SpIcYsPy:.
21-07-2005, 20:01
:sick:
EE-lover
24-07-2005, 11:21
I dont think this will happen as the BBC would get in a lot of trouble for it as EE is a pre-water shed show. Also a lot of chldren watch EE so it would be unwise. Although i have a feeling this storyline will happen as Jane wants her own kids. I would class this as a rumour. Unless EE is shown after 9 i dnt see this happening. Although i might be rong.
eastenders mad
24-07-2005, 12:22
but their have been loads of bad things on ee in the past
willsmummy
24-07-2005, 12:26
If its correct, I think I will avoid eating when they air that episode :sick: Blergh!!!!!!
Remember that Tache he used to have? That was pretty gross too.
willsmummy
24-07-2005, 12:27
In fact, that tache of his should have been post watershed. It was obscene!!!!!
shelleyspecs
24-07-2005, 14:28
omg!couldnt they "come"up with something better than that!ugh!
omg!couldnt they "come"up with something better than that!ugh!
It sounds like a good moment but a bit yucky.
It sounds like a good moment but a bit yucky.
A good moment!!!! :searchme: I can think of better
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