chance
08-07-2005, 09:19
After being told by Science that he needs to be stronger, Craig explained that his qualities are decidedly canine.
In the past, he has proudly proclaimed that he is a bitch and has now gone the whole way and said he's a dog.
"I'm weak, I'm weak, this is the honest truth," Craig whimpered.
The camp hairdresser said that he came into the House to help discover who he is and, by Jove, it seems he's found the answer.
"You know how you can describe me? I'm a dog," he said. "I need to be maintained and I need people to look after me, but at the same time I'm loyal."
Science gently shook his head in mild embarrassment.
Craig continued: "I will never ever, ever, ever, be a person who can function on his own."
"I'm a lone wolf," Science pointed out, but Craig wasn't listening. "I can't function on my own, never have been able to and never will - I need people around me who I can trust."
Cheer up Craig, maybe Anthony will give you a bone.
In the past, he has proudly proclaimed that he is a bitch and has now gone the whole way and said he's a dog.
"I'm weak, I'm weak, this is the honest truth," Craig whimpered.
The camp hairdresser said that he came into the House to help discover who he is and, by Jove, it seems he's found the answer.
"You know how you can describe me? I'm a dog," he said. "I need to be maintained and I need people to look after me, but at the same time I'm loyal."
Science gently shook his head in mild embarrassment.
Craig continued: "I will never ever, ever, ever, be a person who can function on his own."
"I'm a lone wolf," Science pointed out, but Craig wasn't listening. "I can't function on my own, never have been able to and never will - I need people around me who I can trust."
Cheer up Craig, maybe Anthony will give you a bone.