chance
07-07-2005, 12:33
A frazzled Kemal has been to the Diary Room to complain about Big Brother's early morning alarm calls.
Kemal prefers to wake up naturally, probably to a light scattering of rose petals and the gentle strumming of harp music as befitting a diva of his calibre.
"This alarm business is ridiculous," Kemal snapped, " What's the need for the 10 million alarms?" he asked.
"The alarm today was too loud, I couldn't get out of bed cos you've given me a migraine," the delicate fellow moaned.
Kemal has a clear message for Big Brother. "I'm not getting out of bed if I hear alarms like that," he said. "I'm also not getting out of bed if I hear goats, it's disgusting," he added.
Apparently Kemal will also not rise to the sound of crying babies, chickens being slaughtered or cat's fighting.
"That is not an alarm," he said.
Kemal prefers to wake up naturally, probably to a light scattering of rose petals and the gentle strumming of harp music as befitting a diva of his calibre.
"This alarm business is ridiculous," Kemal snapped, " What's the need for the 10 million alarms?" he asked.
"The alarm today was too loud, I couldn't get out of bed cos you've given me a migraine," the delicate fellow moaned.
Kemal has a clear message for Big Brother. "I'm not getting out of bed if I hear alarms like that," he said. "I'm also not getting out of bed if I hear goats, it's disgusting," he added.
Apparently Kemal will also not rise to the sound of crying babies, chickens being slaughtered or cat's fighting.
"That is not an alarm," he said.