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chance
06-07-2005, 23:50
Derek has condemned Orlaith's constant stripping as "almost abnormal" during a conversation with Eugene.

The blonde model changes her clothes at the drop of a hat, often flashing flesh as she does so. Derek, for one, thinks her behaviour is vulgar.

"I've never known a girl who takes her clothes off as much as Orlaith," he commented to Eugene. "It's almost abnormal," he added.

Always one to put a positive spin on things, Eugene praised Orlaith for "making the effort", and said that "she always looks good".

Virginal Eugene also thinks he knows the answer to Orlaith's changing addiction. "She is a model," he said.

I've known top models and they don't behave like that," said Derek with a sniff.

But Derek's no prude, and though Orlaith's flashing does little for him, he has made a kinky request to Big Brother.

"I demand Big Brother think of parachuting in a rugger bugger who can roll in the grass with me," Derek said in the Diary Room.

Presumably, that rugby player would be allowed to change his shorts as often as he wanted...