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chance
06-07-2005, 23:30
Makosi scuppered Science's dreams of sculpting a big eye in the lawn when she started to mow the garden this evening.

Horrified to see Makosi chopping down his canvas, grass sculptor Science rushed into the garden and demanded that he be allowed to take over the mowing.

"I am mowing the lawn," Makosi said, sending Science skulking back into the House.

Next minute, would-be peacemaker Eugene popped out into the garden. "I would never get involved in an argument," he began, "but could we perhaps leave an area in the shape of an eye to..."

Is this for Science?" Makosi demanded. "That boy is spoilt," she told Eugene.

Quaking under Makosi's malevolent stare, Eugene gave up. "Excellent!" he said brightly, backing away slowly from Makosi and her mower.

"I do not like that boy," Makosi muttered as she continued to tackle the grass. "I hate Science, I don't like him, he makes me so mad," she said, punctuating her words with some forceful mowing.

Watch out for the gnomes, Makosi.