phils little sister
06-07-2005, 15:38
A modern birds and bees story
A little boy asked his father "Daddy, how was I
born?"
Dad responds, "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will
need to find out
anyway. So here goes."
Well, you see, your Mom and I first got together in
a chat room.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we
met at a
cyber-cafe.
Then we sneaked into a secluded room, where your
mother agreed to a
download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that
neither one of us
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to
hit the delete button,
nine months later a blessed little Pop-up appeared
and said:
"You've got Male."
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
A little boy asked his father "Daddy, how was I
born?"
Dad responds, "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will
need to find out
anyway. So here goes."
Well, you see, your Mom and I first got together in
a chat room.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we
met at a
cyber-cafe.
Then we sneaked into a secluded room, where your
mother agreed to a
download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that
neither one of us
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to
hit the delete button,
nine months later a blessed little Pop-up appeared
and said:
"You've got Male."
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: