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chance
06-07-2005, 14:24
Science has suggested an ingenious idea to resolve arguments in the House - Big Brother Boxing.

The rapper thought a round or two in the ring would "squash everything...settle any dispute."

Rather than concentrating on the punching aspect of the activity, Science preferred to point out it was the most sporting way to handle things, ruling, "When it's for the love of sport then it's a different matter."

Anyway, Science insists he's not a violent man. "I'm a lover of nature, a lover of life," he explained.

But that doesn't stop him form relishing the thought of getting Maxwell on the ropes.

"He's ignorant," grumbled Science of the Londoner. "Far beyond the ignorance of a pig eating its own faeces."

And it's clear who he thinks would be left standing after the bout. "He underestimates my skinny physique," boasted Science. "I'd wipe the floor with him."

There goes Science again, talking about cleaning.