Jade
03-07-2005, 21:08
Vanessa's prediction of romance between Orlaith and Maxwell might have some legs. Maxwell has been trying the same method he used on Saskia - disgust the girl you fancy and she will be yours.
"I'm going to leave you with a nice trump," he said as he prepared to leave the loft. "It'll take a couple of minutes."
"Please don't," said Orlaith.
Orlaith upbraided Maxwell for his "dirty habits", to his great surprise.
"Like what?" he protested.
Orlaith quoted the geezer saying he was "warming up a nice one for you". But rather than justify his bowel obsessions, he launched into a monologue on them
I've been baking one all day. I've sat on the pan twice. Usually it comes flying out," not taking into account his audience's disgust and disinterest.
Orlaith called him a "typical bloke".
"All blokes are like it," he reckoned.
"Not the older, mature ones," Orlaith said.
"Boring ones, you mean," said Maxwell.
"Sexy ones," insisted Orlaith.
They would have to agree to differ. Clearly they like different types of men. Orlaith likes sexy, mature men, and Maxwell, young blokes in touch with their evacuations.
How will they ever get together
"I'm going to leave you with a nice trump," he said as he prepared to leave the loft. "It'll take a couple of minutes."
"Please don't," said Orlaith.
Orlaith upbraided Maxwell for his "dirty habits", to his great surprise.
"Like what?" he protested.
Orlaith quoted the geezer saying he was "warming up a nice one for you". But rather than justify his bowel obsessions, he launched into a monologue on them
I've been baking one all day. I've sat on the pan twice. Usually it comes flying out," not taking into account his audience's disgust and disinterest.
Orlaith called him a "typical bloke".
"All blokes are like it," he reckoned.
"Not the older, mature ones," Orlaith said.
"Boring ones, you mean," said Maxwell.
"Sexy ones," insisted Orlaith.
They would have to agree to differ. Clearly they like different types of men. Orlaith likes sexy, mature men, and Maxwell, young blokes in touch with their evacuations.
How will they ever get together