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chance
03-07-2005, 11:00
While Anthony was getting ready for bed, Science took the opportunity to offer him some words of advice regarding Makosi.

"A real man sticks to his guns like me. A real man don't get enticed by a crazy woman," Science said in a strange put-on accent. "Yeah, you got it right Dodgeball, come round and see what I'm saying."

Somewhat confused, Dodgeball (aka Anthony) continued to deny everything.

"He says he's a man because he's been getting' freaky deaky," Science continued, still speaking like Shaft from Yorkshire. "A real pimp keeps his composure and that's closure on that."

"I didn't bang Makosi, no way," protested Anthony, but Science wasn't so sure.

"I can see through your eyes," he claimed, but offered an upside. "You're now ranked second in the man points chart."

Anthony seemed happy at this, but Science informed him: "You went low after sucking Craig's fingers...Eugene was higher than you."

"Was he *******!" Anthony retorted, clearly insulted that poor Eugene could be manlier than the tan loving, pink-shirt wearing, hairdressing, finger sucking, nightclub dancer Geordie.

While they both argued about the "man points chart" and who was higher, Kemal was heard to whisper to Vanessa: "I bet Makosi feels rough."

As usual, Vanessa agreed and Kemal replied, "She's gone a bit too far."

Did Anthony do it for the man points or is there more than meets the eye?