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chance
02-07-2005, 17:53
Big Brother called Anthony into the Diary Room and told him to ease up on the gnome tossing.

The Geordie had been enjoying a spot of garden ornament hurling with Maxwell and Craig, but Big Brother worried that in their enthusiasm they might wreck the House.

Anthony responded a tad defensively.

"I think I'm the wrong man to be telling this to. Tell it to Craig and Maxwell, they were missing every time," he sniffed. "I'm pretty accurate with the throwing, like."

Big Brother explained that while the game was not banned, no damage to the House would be tolerated.

"I wouldn't say I'm disrespecting the House," Anthony reasoned. "We just want to occupy our minds."

Yes, gnome tossing does look like a mentally stimulating sport Anthony.