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chance
02-07-2005, 17:49
The Housemates will be sobbing their eyes out today as Big Brother orders them to cry for their supper.

Throughout the day each of the group will be called into the Diary Room and ordered to turn on the waterworks.

Big Brother will provide the snivelling lot with a special pair of goggles to collect their tears in.

To help make sure they all get around to howling uncontrollably, Big Brother will play some tear-jerking tunes and read through some sob stories.

Each Housemate will have 15 minutes to blub and when their time is up they must tip the results of their weep into a Tear Bucket.

If the bawling bunch manage to produce one teaspoonful of tears they will be awarded with a luxury dinner.

With several experts in crying on cue in the House it should be a breeze. As Derek said, "You can do it all for us Makosi."

So if they're lucky it will all in end in tears.