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chance
01-07-2005, 22:53
Veggie hating Vanessa has said she will never eat another green thing as long as she lives, thanks to Big Brother's enforced healthy eating plan.

A green-faced Vanessa returned from another dreaded dinner date with Big Brother with a terrifying tale of the peas from hell.

"I'll never eat a vegetable as long as I live," the sweet-toothed one said, describing a dish of mushy peas that had offended her sugar loving taste buds.

"They will haunt me for life," she said with a shudder, envisaging a lifetime on the run from predatory peas.

We think Vanessa should make like John and Yoko and give peas a chance!