chance
01-07-2005, 10:01
Saskia and Maxwell's last night in the House didn't see the furious passion of previous nights. Instead, Saskia's freshly applied fake tan meant they couldn't even touch each other.
Just before the couple went to bed, Saskia asked Craig to apply fake tan all over her in preparation for eviction night. Craig duly obliged, but had to wear gloves to put it on, so there was little chance of Maxwell getting his bare hands all over her.
"Do not touch me," she told Maxwell as he tried it on while joining him in bed.
They slumped there together with Saskia listing the things she has to do in preparation for Friday night, sounding more like a retired couple than lovers in the throws of passion.
"I stink," she said, presumably referring to her bottle-of-tan. "You don't at all babe," Maxwell replied and gave her a kiss. Then they drifted off to sleep together for the very last time in the Big Brother House.
Earlier in the evening the pair had taken themselves up to the loft where they kissed, and later in the living room they got under the duvet and had a snog, with Maxwell announcing that he was "proper randy".
Belts were fiddled with and jeans were taken off and put back on. There was lots of heavy breathing and kissing, but the presence of cameras put them off. "Oh piss off, they piss me off so much," said Saskia staring at the camera.
At times, it was like waiting for the Groundhog to come out in Punxsutawney, but sorry folks, there was no sunshine for Maxwell and Saskia on their last evening together.
Just fake tan and frustration
Just before the couple went to bed, Saskia asked Craig to apply fake tan all over her in preparation for eviction night. Craig duly obliged, but had to wear gloves to put it on, so there was little chance of Maxwell getting his bare hands all over her.
"Do not touch me," she told Maxwell as he tried it on while joining him in bed.
They slumped there together with Saskia listing the things she has to do in preparation for Friday night, sounding more like a retired couple than lovers in the throws of passion.
"I stink," she said, presumably referring to her bottle-of-tan. "You don't at all babe," Maxwell replied and gave her a kiss. Then they drifted off to sleep together for the very last time in the Big Brother House.
Earlier in the evening the pair had taken themselves up to the loft where they kissed, and later in the living room they got under the duvet and had a snog, with Maxwell announcing that he was "proper randy".
Belts were fiddled with and jeans were taken off and put back on. There was lots of heavy breathing and kissing, but the presence of cameras put them off. "Oh piss off, they piss me off so much," said Saskia staring at the camera.
At times, it was like waiting for the Groundhog to come out in Punxsutawney, but sorry folks, there was no sunshine for Maxwell and Saskia on their last evening together.
Just fake tan and frustration