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chance
30-06-2005, 23:02
Not many people would be comfortable sitting in a pool whilst Maxwell and Saskia canoodled next to them. However, not only does lonely Craig have to endure this slobbering but he's clearly in need of a bit of loving himself.

As Maxwell and Saskia fondled each other in a variety of positions, Craig sat next to them looking annoyed.

"I don't get anything in here out of anyone," Craig moaned. "And I've given so much," he said. Craig was clearly hoping to get a bit of action in the House and his dreams have been dashed.

"You don't give to receive though," Maxwell pointed out to his petulant friend.

"Yeah, but everyone in here is out for themselves," Craig moaned.

The only thing that could cheer Craig up was the thought of the money at the end of it all. "Money makes you happy," Craig said with certainty.

Actually, it can't buy you happiness, everyone knows that Craig!