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chance
30-06-2005, 22:56
Eugene transformed the kitchen into a game show today when he gave Orlaith his best Bullseye spiel. She was quite literally stunned into silence by his efforts.

Eugene tried out his best Jim Bowen impression offering a confused looking Orlaith the chance to win an automatic toaster, a fitted kitchen, and curiously, a Reliant Robin car.

"Now then, now then," Eugene continued, suddenly morphing into Jimmy Saville as Orlaith concentrated furiously on the washing up.

But it was back to Bowen for the big finale. "You could win Bully's special prize, a signed photo of Terry Wogan!" Eugene exclaimed, going weak at the knees at the thought of this astonishing prize.

Super, smashing, great he may be, but he's not very good at impressions.