chance
30-06-2005, 17:52
The Housemates have received their costumes for today's ballet task, but Science is none too pleased with his clingy outfit.
As the girls flitted about admiring themselves in their elegant tutus, Science reluctantly pulled on his leggings and leotard.
The rapper thought his role as the narrator would spare him an embarrassing costume, but Big Brother made no exceptions. "A narrator don't do spandex!" he growled in annoyance.
Anthony, however, looked thrilled with his figure-hugging costume, and busily set about posing and practising moon walking in his ballet slippers.
Science didn't understand what was wrong with the Geordie. Usually attired in baggy jeans he grimaced, "It's too tight man!" Desperately trying to stretch his tights he gasped, "I need to breath!"
Leaving Anthony engrossed in his dance moves, Science continued moaning about his skin-tight apparel elsewhere.
"I don't care if Spiderman busts his stuff like this, that's in the movies," he grumbled.
If it's good enough for Spiderman, it's good enough for you, Science.
As the girls flitted about admiring themselves in their elegant tutus, Science reluctantly pulled on his leggings and leotard.
The rapper thought his role as the narrator would spare him an embarrassing costume, but Big Brother made no exceptions. "A narrator don't do spandex!" he growled in annoyance.
Anthony, however, looked thrilled with his figure-hugging costume, and busily set about posing and practising moon walking in his ballet slippers.
Science didn't understand what was wrong with the Geordie. Usually attired in baggy jeans he grimaced, "It's too tight man!" Desperately trying to stretch his tights he gasped, "I need to breath!"
Leaving Anthony engrossed in his dance moves, Science continued moaning about his skin-tight apparel elsewhere.
"I don't care if Spiderman busts his stuff like this, that's in the movies," he grumbled.
If it's good enough for Spiderman, it's good enough for you, Science.