Wet 'n' Wild

[Behemoth]

The Housemates were all in bed and Maxwell was putting the moves on Saskia, but Kemal's cutting comments caused the bedroom to explode in arguments.

Maxwell and Saskia were audibly kissing under the covers and from the next bed Kemal decided to complain.

"Is this ordeal ever going to end so we can get some bloody sleep? I'm sure you've secured your magazine deal," Kemal sniped.

"You're the biggest p**** in the world," Maxwell shouted as Saskia backed him up by calling Kemal a "w*****".

Maxwell then leaned over and threw a glass of water over Kemal, shouting: "There's you ********** ordeal!"

Covered in water, Kemal replied quite brilliantly: "At least somebody got wet tonight...and it wasn't Saskia." Ouch!

After swear words from all sides turned the bedroom air blue, Maxwell jumped up, pulled the duvet off Kemal and screamed: "What's your ********** problem?"

As Saskia told him to leave it, Anthony also tried to calm his mate down. "It was an a******* comment, but ignore it." Maxwell walked out cursing Kemal as he went.

"It's nobody's business what we get up to," Saskia told Kemal, who replied that it was when you're trying to sleep in the next bed.

"What?" Saskia gasped. "Over a kiss? Get a life, shut your ********** mouth and butt out." And then added quite tellingly: "Magazine deal? Yeah...probably."

Craig, Vanessa, Saskia, and Anthony all had things to shout at each other before Team Saskia got up and went to the kitchen.

Kemal remained motionless in bed knowing that no amount of swearing could top his comment.

[Behemoth]

Lol that is well funny!!

I like Kemal now :)

[Luna]

Go kemal

[suzewebb]

I am still disgusted that Big Brother is allowing the housemates to deliberatly rile one another up. After last year they should have learned that people can only be pushed so far.

I think if BB do not step in and lay down some ground rules there will be an incident like last year and if so then BB should be permanently pulled from the screen.

What everyone in the house of team bitches are doing is what they apparently cannot abide. They are deliberatly ganging up against two people. THAT in my opinion is bullying as it is 7 or whatever against 2. They are all scheming and planning how to wind up the pair..deliberatly aiming to ruin them in the publics eye before the eviction. Maxwells comments when Roberto and Derek were up were not nice but he didnt set all out to scheme and plot how to wind them up... and he didnt recruit others to gang up against them. I think Max might even walk now.. I think he is getting to the point where they are making life so uncomfortable in there for him and they have no right to gang up and do that. They all have a right to be there and not to be intimidated on a constant basis. I am appalled that people can find this constant nastiness funny..... were this the outside world it would certainly be totally un-entertaining.

BB has failed miserably this year in that they needed to bring in more tasks to maintain the entertainment. Tasks always bring life to the house and they would result in less time sun bathing, bitching and causing misery just cos they are bored... ala Science.

When Max and Saskia have gone I will stop watching this shambles as I cannot stand having weeks of t***ts being lauded for what I consider appalling behaviour.

The silent assassins Makosi and Derek are calling all the shots in the house like they own it.. so how dare they say other people walk round like they own the place.

As for when they are all out... their future careers:
Craig - Back to his salon.
Derek - After dinner speeches and hanging on at various events.
Science - Probably locked up for fighting or causing a fight.
Vanessa - Fading into obscurity where she has remained since coming into the house....no difference there then.
Orla - Dating some footballer and being a trophy..not much else to her.
Eugene - Desperatly trying to lose his virginity with any desperate 'fan' which might be an impossibilty.
Anthony - Continuing his dancing but making the most of any invite.
Roberto - Trying and failing to become a celebrity cook type guy.
Mary - Wandering nomadically around Stonehenge singing kate Bush songs.
Sam - Going to all events and trying to find herself a celeb boyfriend or something.
Makosi - coming out thinking the world owes her a favour and then discovering that she is in the UK as a student nurse and that is what her visa states... (true) alternatively, she will try and do a Nadia and appear everywhere for a short while until people get totally fed up with her and she fades into nothingness.
Saskia - Hooking up with some sporting bloke and making the most of every opportunity post BB throws her way.
Maxwell - Going back to his genuine mates.. and living the life he did before BB after doing the circuit for a bit.
Any others - who cares anyway.

Who will emerge the post star of BB??????????????????????????



Well there are three who will continue in the limelight when its all over



Dermot
Davina
Endemol

[chocolate]

i totally agree with you there.. they portray them so differently!! they all gang up on saskia and maxwell and craig ( not so much anthony) but its all them against them! makosis army make out as the other people are scheming and using when i think they actually are

i mean when makosi did that cider thing saskia had a go (which i could understand why) kemal goes oh you so got it out of her like they were planning this whole thing!

i think saskia and maxwell and the most genuine in the house because saskia dont like bitching and she doesnt if u notice when craig bitches about someone she doesnt and when she finds out someone has about her she will confront which i love about her!! she and maxwell have been true in the audition tapes they way BB make them out is so wrong!!

[Abbie]

cant wait to see this