Chrissie and Mo

[Mo Mouse]

I would just like to announce that Soap's Sexiest Woman Chrissie (from Emmerdale) and I are very much in love. Now that we know Robert is more into blokes, that leaves her alone and in need of comfort. The sort of comfort that only someone like me could provide. I would wine and dine her at the finest restaurants in Paris and Milan ....... we would walk arm in arm across the Bridge Of Sighs in Venice by the silvery light of the midnight moon ....... we would bathe in the tranquil waters of the Caribbean whilst relaxing on golden sands with the delicious waves lap, lap, lapping at our toes ...... I would recite to her French poetry, Beaudelaire I think ....... we would share a loving cup of the finest champagne ............ and we would get absolutely hammered on ale in the Waggon & Horses in Edgware and go for a Chinese and then back to my place for hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours of raw, crazed, screaming sex.

Thanks for listening guys.

[Dazzle]

I like the sound of hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours of raw, crazed, screaming sex! I want some of that too! I just need to decide between Corrie's Callum or Andy as my partner in crime. :hmm: :wub:

What will Geraldine think of you and Chrissie, MoMo??? :eek: :D

[lizann]

i'm taking ross from emmerdale as my partner of course this in dreams yes :p still use protection mo