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chance
21-06-2005, 20:38
While Maxwell has been up to his elbows in all manner of disgusting tasks, Big Brother has been kind enough to provide some motivational music to help drive him on to greater productivity for the good of all.

We can exclusively reveal the full track-listing piped into Maxwell's headphones for his three-day work-a-thon. If you want to be like Maxwell, buy a bag of prawns, wriggle your hands around in them and get this little lot on your stereo.

While wrestling with multi-coloured maggots, Maxwell was driven by the sounds of:

Say Eh-Oh! - Teletubbies

If I Had A Hammer - Trini Lopez

All By Myself - Celine Dion

The Lady In Red - Chris de Burgh

Agadoo - Black Lace

Hello - Lionel Richie

Can We Fix It - Bob The Builder

Cotton Eye Joe - Rednex

(Everything I Do) I Do It For You - Bryan Adams

Lonely - Akon

Greasy nuts and bolts were nothing in the deft hands of London's finest, particularly when he was listening to:

Can I Touch You There? - Michael Bolton

Unchained Melody - Robson & Jerome

I Will Always Love You - Whitney Houston

I Should Be So Lucky - Kylie Minogue

Mysterious Girl - Peter Andre

Suspicious Minds - Gareth Gates

It's Raining Men - The Weather Girls

Long-Haired Lover From Liverpool - Jimmy Osmond

Cheeky Song - Cheeky Girls

Maxwell might have fish fingers for the rest of his life, but his prawn shelling was done to the strain of:

I Am The One And Only - Chesney Hawkes

Don't Be Cruel - Bobby Brown

Barbie Girl - Aqua

Would I Lie To You - Charles & Eddie

You Are Not Alone - Michael Jackson

We Don't Need Another Hero - Tina Turner

Can't Live (If Living Is Without You) - Nilsson

My Heart Will Go On And On - Celine Dion

Babe - Take That

Tragedy - Steps

I Think We're Alone Now - Tiffany

Mr Blobby - Mr Blobby

willow
21-06-2005, 20:56
how has he not gone stark raving bonkers!!!