chance
21-06-2005, 10:38
Craig's new best friends, Anthony and Maxwell, have been helping him become more macho by teaching the hairdresser how to punch.
The camp Housemate is not exactly the boxing type, but Maxwell and Anthony tried to show him how to use his hands, with Anthony inviting him to punch his arm.
After a truly feebly swat Craig sighed: "It's ******* isn't it?"
Maxwell laughed and advised: "Get your body behind it!" But Craig just whimpered, "I can't be violent."
The pair then encouraged him to practise on the sofa and fall about laughing as Craig's tame efforts flutter down. Maxwell then shows him how to do it, and not wishing to be outdone, Anthony reigns pounding blows down on the poor Big Brother sofa.
"********** hell Anthony," said an impressed Craig, before the Geordie lad held up his hand and asked Craig to try again.
"C'mon hit it! I want to see some venom in your eyes," Maxwell said.
"My tongue's the only venomous part of me," Craig replied as his punch hit Anthony's hand with the force of a toddler swatting a fly.
With all three giggling, Anthony and Maxwell tried to mentally psyche Craig up.
"I'm a better hairdresser than you!" Anthony laughed.
"He's just smashed up your salon! He's nicked your Nan's fish and chips!" Maxwell added. And then Craig landed a punch to be proud of.
It seems the way to turn Craig into a ball of human rage is to insult his hairdressing skills and make off with his Nan's fish supper.
You've all been warned...
The camp Housemate is not exactly the boxing type, but Maxwell and Anthony tried to show him how to use his hands, with Anthony inviting him to punch his arm.
After a truly feebly swat Craig sighed: "It's ******* isn't it?"
Maxwell laughed and advised: "Get your body behind it!" But Craig just whimpered, "I can't be violent."
The pair then encouraged him to practise on the sofa and fall about laughing as Craig's tame efforts flutter down. Maxwell then shows him how to do it, and not wishing to be outdone, Anthony reigns pounding blows down on the poor Big Brother sofa.
"********** hell Anthony," said an impressed Craig, before the Geordie lad held up his hand and asked Craig to try again.
"C'mon hit it! I want to see some venom in your eyes," Maxwell said.
"My tongue's the only venomous part of me," Craig replied as his punch hit Anthony's hand with the force of a toddler swatting a fly.
With all three giggling, Anthony and Maxwell tried to mentally psyche Craig up.
"I'm a better hairdresser than you!" Anthony laughed.
"He's just smashed up your salon! He's nicked your Nan's fish and chips!" Maxwell added. And then Craig landed a punch to be proud of.
It seems the way to turn Craig into a ball of human rage is to insult his hairdressing skills and make off with his Nan's fish supper.
You've all been warned...