chance
21-06-2005, 10:29
Anthony is the new House gossip queen. Not. But he has succeeded in making Saskia paranoid about what other Housemates are saying about her.
With the ears of a bat, the Geordie lad overheard Makosi and Kemal talking and Saskia's name was mentioned. And with his finely tuned nose for scandal, he whispered the facts, as he saw them, to Saskia.
Unfortunately, he didn't have any facts. When she asked him what they were saying he had to admit he didn't know.
"Did it sound like bitching?" asked Saskia.
Again, he didn't know. "It might have been a compliment," he said, cheerfully.
"Doubt it," said Saskia.
Soon, the rumour that Kemal and Makosi had bad-mouthed Saskia was moved along to Maxwell. Maxwell was disappointed the gossip was so rubbish.
"They couldn't be bitching," Maxwell assured her. "Don't worry. It's ******* all."
Saskia told him she'd rather not know what she knows, particularly as she doesn't actually know anything.
Then a little jokey comment from Maxwell, that he wasn't her friend, upset her. As he left, hearsay hero Anthony sat down with Saskia and asked, "You feeling a little paranoid, like?"
Saskia told him, "No, Max just p***ed me off. Saying I ain't his friend like I'm a little t*** no one likes," Then she confirmed her answer to the question. "No, not at all."
That's alright then. Just as long as no one's getting paranoid.
With the ears of a bat, the Geordie lad overheard Makosi and Kemal talking and Saskia's name was mentioned. And with his finely tuned nose for scandal, he whispered the facts, as he saw them, to Saskia.
Unfortunately, he didn't have any facts. When she asked him what they were saying he had to admit he didn't know.
"Did it sound like bitching?" asked Saskia.
Again, he didn't know. "It might have been a compliment," he said, cheerfully.
"Doubt it," said Saskia.
Soon, the rumour that Kemal and Makosi had bad-mouthed Saskia was moved along to Maxwell. Maxwell was disappointed the gossip was so rubbish.
"They couldn't be bitching," Maxwell assured her. "Don't worry. It's ******* all."
Saskia told him she'd rather not know what she knows, particularly as she doesn't actually know anything.
Then a little jokey comment from Maxwell, that he wasn't her friend, upset her. As he left, hearsay hero Anthony sat down with Saskia and asked, "You feeling a little paranoid, like?"
Saskia told him, "No, Max just p***ed me off. Saying I ain't his friend like I'm a little t*** no one likes," Then she confirmed her answer to the question. "No, not at all."
That's alright then. Just as long as no one's getting paranoid.