chance
20-06-2005, 16:10
Anthony and Saskia were bursting with hormones this afternoon as they grumbled about their sexual frustration.
"This is the longest stretch I've had without getting some action like," sighed Anthony, who was sprawled out sunbathing.
"Snap," groaned Saskia.
With his eyes bulging as he eyed the randy pair, Maxwell gasped, "Really?"
"I think I've grown a new virginity," confirmed the frisky Geordie.
Quizzed on his longest dry spell, Maxwell shrugged. "I can go for months, doesn't bother me."
Saucy Saskia wasn't very surprised. "Men can go for months," she said knowledgeably.
As he was summoned to the Diary Room, Maxwell thought his luck in love might change.
"They've heard my cries," he laughed. "There's someone in there for me!"
Don't get your hopes up Maxwell!
"This is the longest stretch I've had without getting some action like," sighed Anthony, who was sprawled out sunbathing.
"Snap," groaned Saskia.
With his eyes bulging as he eyed the randy pair, Maxwell gasped, "Really?"
"I think I've grown a new virginity," confirmed the frisky Geordie.
Quizzed on his longest dry spell, Maxwell shrugged. "I can go for months, doesn't bother me."
Saucy Saskia wasn't very surprised. "Men can go for months," she said knowledgeably.
As he was summoned to the Diary Room, Maxwell thought his luck in love might change.
"They've heard my cries," he laughed. "There's someone in there for me!"
Don't get your hopes up Maxwell!