chance
18-06-2005, 23:50
All is not happy in the world of Derek so he has visited the Diary Room to talk about the lying, thieving, stealing tykes he likes to call Housemates.
Shocked to discover Maxwell's deception about the cans of cider, Derek was moved to strong words and moaned about the bad behaviour he's having to put up with.
The ticked off Tory dubbed his Housemates, "Valueless, faceless people, parading about for the sake of the cameras."
"People lie and cheat and steal," he sighed. "This is not a happy House, it reminds me of the House of Commons," Derek said, putting a political spin on things.
Derek is in despair about food supplies in the House. "We've got two carrots to last the whole week," he exclaimed. Someone call the carrot police!
The real problem is that some Housemates seem to think they don't have to follow the rules, and we all know how much Derek likes rules.
"It's not about winning, it's about taking part," Derek said.
Someone's got to win though, right?
Shocked to discover Maxwell's deception about the cans of cider, Derek was moved to strong words and moaned about the bad behaviour he's having to put up with.
The ticked off Tory dubbed his Housemates, "Valueless, faceless people, parading about for the sake of the cameras."
"People lie and cheat and steal," he sighed. "This is not a happy House, it reminds me of the House of Commons," Derek said, putting a political spin on things.
Derek is in despair about food supplies in the House. "We've got two carrots to last the whole week," he exclaimed. Someone call the carrot police!
The real problem is that some Housemates seem to think they don't have to follow the rules, and we all know how much Derek likes rules.
"It's not about winning, it's about taking part," Derek said.
Someone's got to win though, right?