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chance
18-06-2005, 23:34
Maxwell secretly added some cans of cider to the shopping list last week and when the shopping arrived he sneaked in and stashed the contraband cans.

Wet from the shower, slippery Maxwell spirited the cider out of the storeroom under his towel managing to do so without most of Housemates noticing.

Now the sneaky entrepreneur is adding to his secret hoard by doing deals with other Housemates, swapping biscuits for booze.

Maxwell knew he could strike a hard bargain with sugar addict Vanessa. "You're expensive at your shop, Maxwell," the biscuit babe moaned, reluctantly accepting three biscuits in return for her bottle of beer.

When Derek noticed the booze theft, Maxwell feigned innocence. "Someone's stolen someone's drink?" he asked, wide eyed. Who would do such a thing?

Following Maxwell's lead, the other Housemates are also trading their biscuit supplies for crisps and drinks and favours.

But we're sure Maxwell is wondering just how far Saskia will go for a cider? Ooh er!