Funny Quotations

[pipette]

Thought I'd start a new thread for the funny quotes people here

some of my faviourites are

If at first you don't succeed the skydiving isn't for you

If at first you don't succeed try to destroy all evidence you tried in the first place

If at first you do succeed try not to act too surprised


If this could be made a sticky then that would be great we all need a laugh these days

[Kim]

There was a similar thread but it was quoting what people had said rather than variations on sayings. Here: http://www.soapboards.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?78084-Funny-Quotes

If at first you don't succeed, give up. Very defeatest but my friend had it as her screen name once and it's the only one I can think of at the moment.

[xcarlyx]

One that makes me laugh is:

Fail to prepare, Prepare to fail.

[morel]

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes

Read more: http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html#ixzz1enEza2eF

[alan45]

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